Rihanna's Perp Walk

Rihanna was born in a parish in Barbados called St. Michael. She lived the life of a normal island girl going to Combermere, a top sixth form school. Rihanna won numerous beauty pageants and performed Mariah Carey "Hero" in a school talent show.

You've heard of #whitegirlproblems? Rihanna's got 'em, according to Joan Rivers.

"You know who I blame for this? A white woman. If you're stupid enough to think you can look good in cornrows, then a black woman has every right to look like an asshole in Farrah Fawcett hair," quipped the Fashion Police host.

And that's not all. The hostess with the mostest talks wet noodles, peep shows, streetwalker style and more!

So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.