Kim Kardashian Wedding Gown

Chances are you won't be attending the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries blow-out wedding this Saturday. Luckily, based on recent reports, we think we're getting closer to figuring out exactly how the wedding of the summer will go down.

We've known for some time that Kim's decided to say "I do" in Montecito, California, but the bride plans on holding the event at Sotto II Monte mansion, "a 10.9-acre mansion owned by a venture capitalist from Northern California." Fun fact J.Lo and Ben Affleck almost wed here before calling off their engagement. Ben Affleck Opens Up About Jennifer Lopez.

Plenty of people are superexcited to see what Kim Kardashian is going to wear when she swaps vows with Kris Humphries this Saturday in Montecito, Calif.

But if you're not going to be there to watch Kim walk down the aisle in her Vera Wang custom gown, getting close to a wax figure of the E! star in a bedazzled confection that looks ready to top the most expensive of cakes is the next best thing, right?

Madame Tussauds unveiled a wedding-ready Kim Kardashian figure today at its iconic Hollywood Boulevard location. The ever-smirking bride-to-be reportedly cost $300,000 (including the dress, we imagine) to create and E! News was told that the figure was wearing $1 million worth of jewelry.

Perez Hilton presided over the big reveal and was sure to snuggle right up to "Kim," give her a smooch and give the famous tush a squeeze.